Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Zac Efron to Play Hitler in Mein Kampf


Rumors of a film version of Hitler's famous book, Mein Kampf, have been flooding Hollywood these past few months. The major rumor that has hit the streets is that Zac Efron has been tapped to play a young Hitler in the movie.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Kanye West To Release $350K Bath Towel

Kanye West is set to release a new bath towel, as we discovered earlier this morning.

This product page was seen on Bed Bath and Beyond's website for a very short period of time before it was promptly removed a few hours later.


"The simple, classic style of the soft Yeezy Towel Collection updates any bathroom with a stylish and clean look. Crisp white towels features a simple striped bottom border."

A representative from Bed Bath and Beyond declined to comment on the removal of the product page. Could it be that the online order of the towel is only available to a select handful of people?

If you have $350,000 to spare, the Yeezy bath towel is the perfect addition to your luxurious home. Reports are saying that various celebs like Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, and Nick Jonas have already placed private pre-orders for the gorgeous bath towel set.

We know this isn't the first that Kanye releases overpriced basic items. His $120 Plain White "Hiphop" T-Shirt sold out instantly back when he released a couple months back.

This seems to be like the beginning of a new series of home products by the Hip-Hop God Kanye West. What do you think? Are these items really worth the big price tag, or is it just plain ridiculous?


One Direction Fans Agree That 5SOS is The Next Big Thing

According to our latest poll, our readers agree with the buzz on Twitter that 5 Seconds of Summer is overshadowing One Direction. We asked our readers, Twitter followers and Facebook fans a few questions about the two bands and the results are in. From what we have gathered, Directioners are jumping ship and sending out and SOS to 5 Seconds of Summer.

RESULTS FROM OUR POLLS


Sunday, March 23, 2014

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real

1. Gus from Cinderella

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Awww Gus Gus, come here! Not the smartest tool in the shed this little guy needs some help. Luckily, we’re here for him.

2. Stitch from Lilo and Stitch

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via rphelper.tumblr.com
Like Gus, Lil Stitch needs some help. However, he’s loyal as all hell so it doesn’t feel like work.

3. Curious Oysters from Alice in Wonderland

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via blogs.disney.com
These little oysters are always curious but they are also always basically ready for a nap. Us too, nap time for all!

4. Pegasus from Hercules

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via tayaa.tumblr.com
He’s such a loyal and good friend to little Herc. Plus, you’d never have to take public transportation again.

5. Llama Kuzco in The Emperor’s New Groove

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via rebloggy.com
Okay, yeah he can be kind of an ass and way too much work but he’s also funny, so it may be worth it anyway.

6. Sven from Frozen

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Not the strongest on his feet, but the strongest in our hearts.

7. Heffalumps from Winnie The Pooh

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Okay, so Pooh isn’t so into Hufflelumps and I get it. They steal his honey and scare him. But I’m an adult and don’t eat that much honey so come here you cuties!

8. Maximus from Tangled

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via imgur.com
Maximus is a true best friend. Can we have him?

9. Meeko from Pocahontas

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via rebloggy.com
All Meeko wants to do is eat which makes him the perfect buddy.

10. Rolly from 101 Dalmatians

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Speaking of eating, this little cutie would be a good alternative if you aren’t into raccoons.

11. Toulouse from The Aristocats

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Look at that lil bow! He can paint AND play piano and would be an awesome pet.

12. The penguin waiters from Mary Poppins

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Hello? Yes hi, I’d like to order some penguins that can dance please. Thanks.

13. Pascal from Tangled

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Pascal may be small but he is mighty!

14. Archimedes from The Sword in the Stone

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Archimedes is a total sarcastic sour-puss but that’s why he’s the best.

15. This cute little hedgehog thing from Alice in Wonderland

This cute little hedgehog thing from Alice in Wonderland
Disney / Via disney.wikia.com
Hi little Buddy, I like your feet. Want to sit in my pocket?

16. Jock from Lady and the Tramp

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
If you had a Scottish Grandfather (unless you do, in which case I’m envious), it would be this dog.

17. The Seahorse Herald in The Little Mermaid

The Seahorse Herald in The Little Mermaid
Disney / Via disney.wikia.com
He could announce you before you entered a room, like the true ruler you are.

18. Heimlich from A Bugs Life

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
So positive, so happy, so excited, so adorably chubby.

19. Pearl from Finding Nemo

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Poor Pearl! She inked in front of all her friends. That is so embarrassing! Come hang out with us Pearl, we won’t judge you.

20. Figaro from Pinocchio

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via fanpop.com
That is one sassy cat. What’s more fun?

21. These “Bread and Butterflies” from Alice in Wonderland

These "Bread and Butterflies" from Alice in Wonderland
Disney / Via disney.wikia.com
I don’t know if I would be able to see these and not eat them, but I’d okay with the risk.

22. Dodger from Oliver and Company

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
There is no dog in the world that gives less of a fuck than Dodger. He’s like I’m way cooler than every other dog and even cooler than most humans so don’t even fuck with me. He’d be a bitch to own, but pretty cool dude to hang with on Saturday night.

23. Oliver from Oliver and Company

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Speaking of Oliver and Company, Oliver develops major attitude. He’d be the coolest cat on the block and everyone would be envious of you for knowing him. He’s basically your way into the popular crowd.

24. Raymond from The Princess And The Frog

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
A true romantic, we could all learn from him.

25. Thomas O’Malley from The Arisocats

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
O’Malley the alley cat is the coolest cat you’ll ever meet. He’s like that one friend who always knows everything before it happens but isn’t an ass about it.

26. Baloo from The Jungle Book

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
That bear knows how to break. it. down. so come here and we can all dance together.

27. Dug from Up

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via rebloggy.com
Oh no Dug! You’re so cute and sad. Don’t be so sad!

28. Timon and Pumbaa from The Lion King

28 Fantastically Adorable Disney Creatures That We Wish Were Real
Disney / Via imgur.com
Is there a better team of outcasts than Timon and Pumbaa?